The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED
SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHAand then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
YOU’RE WELCOME
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
But…But you sound 100% like Cas!
I didn’t believe that anyone could sound 100% like Cas until listening to this.
DEAN FROWNED LOUDLY
SDKJFHKDSJHF
HERE’s the original fic bUT THIS JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER JFC
AFTER A YEAR
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
THE GREATEST AUDIO POST IVE EVER HEARD
ANNIE THIS IS IT
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
This is me and my sibling. At this moment we sit about two weeks away from an eviction. We are struggling to stay afloat in a city that values computer and IT skills above anything else. For someone with a background mainly in customer service, retail and food - it makes it incredibly difficult to find a job. I’m trying - desperately to keep us safe and in this apartment.
Both my sibling and I suffer from PTSD and depression, and my sibling is classified as disabled, therefore is on a fixed income, and can’t simply run out and get a job. As the ‘able’ sibling, it’s my job to take in the extra slack, to put out that extra effort - but this time it just doesn’t seem to be working.
We don’t have the money to move. We don’t have the money to even pay this coming month’s rent and bills. I’m doing everything I can - offering Commissions, selling things on eBay and Craigslist. My sibling is selling fandom related ship necklaces.
All in all, we’re selling off everything of value that we can find in the house. DVD’s, collector’s items, signed books and art books.
Or…at least we’re trying to. We’ve put ourselves out there on multiple forums - websites, tumblr etc and it just isn’t seeming to help.
At this point, we’ve created a campaign on GoFundMe to try and keep a roof over our heads. I don’t know what else to do. We are literally two weeks away from being unable to pay rent, and there after only a few days from eviction and homelessness.
Being homeless - is terrifying. You never know if you’re going to have a place to sleep, and if you do if someone will steal from you or try to cause you harm. It’s dangerous, violent and just not safe for anyone - let alone two female bodied people with nowhere to go.
Please, please signal boost! Reblog this post, it only takes a couple seconds. Check out our auctions, commissions our jewelry, our campaign.
Give if you can, spread the word. Put a donation link on your facebook if you have one. Something, anything! We are trying to survive, and it truly feels like no one cares. Please help us.
Update: We’ve managed to raise a grand total of $35.00 since we started this campaign almost a week ago. Three people have donated out of the 100 that have visited.
Yesterday was my sibling’s birthday, and as things stand, I won’t be able to do a damn thing for her. I can’t get her presents, we can’t go out to eat like we normally do. Pretty much we watched movies, and I’m hoping to buy her a box cake next week. All because it’s either presents or rent.
Please, while you’re signal boosting - donate if you can, spread it to facebook and outside of tumblr if you can. This isn’t a joke, this isn’t just something that’s fun to spread to make you feel better - we’re on the verge of losing our home.
We Are Always Always Always Sam and Dean
If this doesn’t get at least one note I will cry in a corner.
is that sam morphed with dean morphed with taylor swift
Not going to lie. The beginning I was genuinely expecting Donkey to just pop up out of nowhere like:
i have never hit reblog so fast in my life
Goodmorning, Tumblr
This is fabulous
I will laugh for days every time this shows up on my blog
“Did you have a stroke Dean Sam DEANSAM” I cannot breathe from laughing so hard
